It is coming…..it is coming……it is almost here!!!! The NFL is starting up once again and I cannot be happier. So the Spew is engaging in a week-long celebration of all things football.
Spoiler Alert: these are the Spew’s predictions for the 2016 NFL season. The Spew has never got an NFL prediction wrong. Stop reading if you want to be surprised…..
Key: **=division winner, *= wild card
AFC East
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** New England Patriots (duh): 11-5
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Miami Dolphins: 8-8
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New York Jets: 7-9
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Buffalo Bills: 4-12
AFC North
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** Pittsburgh Steelers: 13-3
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- Cincinnati Bengals: 10-6
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Baltimore Ravens: 8-8
- Cleveland Browns: 3-13
AFC South
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** Indianapolis Colts: 11-5
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Jacksonville Jaguars: 7-9
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Houston Texans: 7-9
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Tennessee Titans: 6-10
AFC West
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** Kansas City Chiefs: 12-4
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- Oakland Raiders: 9-7
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Denver Broncos: 8-8
- San Diego Chargers: 4-12
NFC East
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** New York Giants: 10-6
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Washington: 7-9
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Dallas Cowboys: 6-10
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Philadelphia Eagles: 3-13
NFC North
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** Green Bay Packers: 13-3
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Minnesota Vikings: 9-7
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Chicago Bears: 7-9
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Detroit Lions: 6-10
NFC South
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** Atlanta Falcons: 11-5
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- Carolina Panthers: 10-6
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers: 8-8
- New Orleans Saints: 5-11
NFC West
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** Seattle Seahawks: 12-4
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- Arizona Cardinals: 11-5
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San Francisco 49ers: 5-11
- Los Angeles Rams: 5-11
Playoffs
AFC Wild Card
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Patriots over Raiders
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Bengals over Colts
NFC Wild Card
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Panthers over Giants
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Cardinals over Falcons
AFC Divisional
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Patriots over Chiefs
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Steelers over Bengals
NFC Divisional
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Seahawks over Panthers
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Packers over Cardinals
AFC Championship
- Steelers over Patriots
NFC Championship
- Packers over Seahawks :(
Super Bowl
over 
Champions
